Category: Joke Board
Dear God: The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this stupid dog.
Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors? Dear God: When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my bowl. Have
you noticed my own blessing? Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street. Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear God: Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the
Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
cool.
i never thort dogs can write letters lol!
Hahahaa, cool! I have a beggel and she wails alot.
My dogs don't bother with grace, they just goble thare food
up so fast tha it's all gon in seckents!